Maybe whomever Kim Kardashian has working behind the scenes trying to buy the rights to her sex tape can negotiate some sort of two-for-one deal.
Another video of hers that she'd rather forget is making the rounds, and while there are no shots of Ray J ransacking that booty, it's still pretty sensual.
Earlier this year, Kim released a song in a hilarious bid to break into the music industry.
Jennifer Aniston stars in a new spot for Smart Water that employs all the tropes of viral videos - puppies, dancing babies, a double rainbow... and for good measure, Aniston kicking a man in the crotch ("Sorry, apparently that's worth about 100,000 hits," she tells her victim.
In a final bid for eyeballs, Aniston and her team of "Internet boys" decide to call the video "Jen Aniston's sex tape."
Aniston wants to sell you water. Smart Water. However, she understands that she need to succumb to the needs of the age and make "a video that turns into a virus." You know, something that boys will send on to other boys, until millions of boys are simultaneously tittering, pointing with their fingers, and wearing headphones.
Still, they have given Aniston notes about what might be huge online: animals, double rainbows, dancing babies, dancing babies dirty dancing and, of course, kicks in the groin.
You'll still be wondering about the "sex tape" part. It comes right at the end. It's really there, believe me. Well, what else would you call a video if you wanted it go viral?
